Home of Mike Jeavons, host of MikeJ TV, a British Person, and the Creator of "Shameful Sequels" & "Hang on a Second".
Archive for June, 2011
Koda, our snake, shedding her skin
Jun 27th
Our youngest snake Koda decided to wait until we went to bed before shedding her skin… good job I set the camera up to capture it!
English to American – Now available on iTunes!
Jun 17th
Hey guys – for those wondering when English to American would be available, well, here it is! Thank you for all your continued support 
EDIT – for the time being at least iTunes doesn’t let you click the link, however if you search ‘MikeJ’ or ‘English to American’ on iTunes you’ll see it
ANOTHER EDIT – It should be fine now to just click the iTunes link
English to American Lyrics
Jun 16th
These chips, are fries
This queue, a line
This tap, a faucet
Wardrobe, a closet
Vacation, holiday
Underground, subway
Chemist, a drug store
Autumn, is fall
A garden, is yard
You see now, it’s not hard
(CHORUS)
English to American
and welcome to your lesson
You must listen carefully
mistakes just come so easily
Watch the way you sometimes talk
the pavement means the sidewalk
My point could not be finer
‘cos fanny here mean vagina.
A motorway, a freeway
These sweets, this candy
There’s a truck, a lorry
pacifier, a dummy
Apartment, a flat
A moron, a twat
Injection, you say shot
There’s a pan, there’s a pot
Some jam, some jelly
a TV, a telly
(CHORUS)
Cigarette, a fag
a label, a tag
Dustbin, garbage can
Dustman, garbage man
Aubergine, eggplant
trousers, are pants
A bill, a check
a pack, a deck
Petrol, is gas
you’re learning, at last!
(CHORUS)
No Guitar Required!
Jun 11th
MikeJ’s debut album, No Guitar Required, will be released in July 2011! The album will include tracks such as English to American, Yeah (Come On!) and My Red Ball!
Cover art and track listings will be released soon! Thanks everyone for your support!
English to American
Jun 11th
The first brand new music video from MikeJ’s upcoming album, No Guitar Required!